Who ever said that being green meant you had to exchange your sense of humor for reusable shopping bags and a hybrid car? The creators of True Green Confessions seem to understand those profound words of Kermit the Frog: "It's not easy being green." True Green Confessions allows you to muse about all things eco-related, especially your struggles to live an earth-friendly lifestyle. Eating organic food but still driving a gas-guzzling SUV? Ditching the plastic water bottles but still eating fast food every night? Then this site is for you.

Enjoy some of the site's recent (and sometimes hilarious!) confessions below and then hit the jump to visit True Green Confessions to post your own.

there was bumper to bumper traffic today - I think everyone was going to the earth day festival at the park...this just seemed a little ironic.

Now that gas prices have been scaring off the softies I am finding great deals on the Tahoe with the package I like. Full size SUV here I come!

Argh! I spent lots of money on eco-friendly cat litter and my cats hate it! Now they are pooping on the floor instead of in the box. Grrrr!

Went to the store today, and they were "celebrating" Earth day with a big wheel you could spin to win prizes. The prizes were things like snacks in individual wrappers, gift cards to a gas station, and whole cases of bottled water. Um... what?!?!

Last week, I saw an SUV with those "family" stickers that showed the owners had SEVEN kids. Last night, I saw a show about a family with THIRTEEN kids. So this is my official declaration. I am NOT doing the green thing anymore. I am NOT going to make the sacrifices to leave YOUR kids a living planet, when you are obviously too selfish to do your part by controlling your fertility. Go ahead. Have all the kids you want, because in the world you are creating for them, they will have to eat each other each other to survive.

I never recycle. The closest I come is saving aluminum cans for 3 months and forgetting to turn them in so I just get irritated that they are in my way and I through them out.

"I live in Minnesota, so personally, I am really rooting for global warming. "

I am very liberal when it comes to my views on the environment and wildlife conservation, but very conservative on things like immigration and welfare. I need a hybrid party that wants to protect the environment but kick all the illegals out.

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