Before the oh-so-adorable Flocke (or "Flake") came on the scene and stole the hearts of polar bear lovin' Germans there was Knut and equally adorable baby bear who caused a buttload of controversy in the zoological community when the zoo decided to expose him to tons of human contact.

Apparently now Knut is "a problem bear who has become addicted to human beings" and one German zoologist has described the polar bear as a "psychopath" who will never mate.

Do these zoologists really know what the heck they're doing?  They are basically experts on keeping animals in prison.  That means their day-to-day activities involve carrying buckets of raw meat around and cleaning up animal poop.  "Experts"... pfft!

Knut isn't just some average polar bear, he's a freakin' celebrity polar bear.  That means that even if he is crazy he can get all the polar-poon he can handle and then some.

» The Independent