Okay, I must admit this must really be Kiefer Sutherland in the video below. It can’t possibly be Jack Bauer. The Jack I know and have grown to love would never attack a Christmas tree. Unless said tree was involved in some sort of plot for world domination. Or maybe it contained some type of explosive. Heroically throwing his body on top of a ticking bomb, shielding all who were in the room with him sounds like something Jack would do.

Since neither of the aforementioned scenarios appears to be the case here, I’m forced to examine the recent debate over real versus artificial Christmas trees and determine the statement Kiefer is trying to make by tackling that particular tree. After carefully considering evidence that indicates real trees are the eco friendly way to go, I can only deduce that based on recent green initiatives by his hit show “24,” and his accompanying public service announcement regarding global warming, Kiefer is so opposed to artificial trees, the mere sight of this one disgusted him to the point of taking drastic and immediate action. But that's just my take on the situation. What do you think Kiefer is trying to tell us?

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